I am God.

Before I leave this worthless place I will kill anyone I deem unfit for anything at all, especially life. I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things, and no don't fucking say "that's your fault" because it isn't. You people had my number and I asked. But no, no no no don't let the weird looking Eric kid come along. Oh fucking no.

And I take that sasauge.

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