Oh look who it is again, my first parody back

And it had to be a diss track.

Sadly this topic is like dying cat,

But I’m still gonna make it because fuck it, I’m back

The internet is great, unless you’re literally anybody.

Making people Shakespeare, even if their nobody.

And even call them a genius without any wit!

I don’t know maybe I’m a hypocrite, but honestly I’m done with this shit.

So i’ll sell my soul and take a toll

and pray that the trolls don’t get control.

Even if it’s unoriginal, I guess it’s never old

Like a copy pasta or a race between a lion and a toad.

So I’ll post this song and hope to be bold

Even tho I am essentially just doing what I’m told

By society and all who criticize me,

From word to lip and lip to ear and other thoughtless sounds we hold dear

As though the perfect world is near, even if the mold for society is here

On the internet. Where we feel there is nothing left,

Aspired by the tyres to inspire a firing jet

Even if there is nothing yet

So I’ll go to sleep and rise again

And pray I can just hold it in,

That maybe I’ll feel something other than these walls caving in

Since everyone is oppressed but no one is opposed to fitting in

it's hard to believe that this is just a diss, shit maybe even truth. On the facts of slander and youth

With my evidence being that you listening to this is proof. Maybe it’s my final note

Maybe I am breaking and maybe the walls inside are not quaking and

Maybe I can get through the next verse without being doxed, harassed or cursed

But welcome to the internet, a place that is good and set, wethered down and

Filled with innocent rainbows that have been bettened and indebted

Sadly I’m not even close to being done yet.

Oh what's that? Whos there? Are you poor?

Don't worry it’s the life line, everyone is worn

Even if you’re heads sick hey at least there is porn

Because everyone is truly free unless they’re to mourn

Mourn? What’s that? A verb. Meaning? To be saddened by a loss this evening.

Not just a word. So how am I to bourne the thought that someone will mourn the death of someone like- shit man almost went too far.

Oh wait it’s the internet, I can take that car.

A crash and a train

but I still rack my brain,

so I can take this pen and kill my inner kid so maybe I won’t be as lame.

Between the rape jokes and nazi kins there really is no limited,

hell even the n word has a new meanin’, but here we are still canceling someone for making too much money than them.

Amazing how the economy is a blooming, burst.

Worst than sauerkraut dipped in brostworth,

but we still find it worse because if someone kills themselves their we take their self worth

And make sure it is adjusted, that's when they’ve reached their highest margin,

a new line of profit

because instead of saving people and trying to stop it

we’d rather tell them their problems are invalid. Lies from a side

with an agenda to push but when my school gets shot up at least there's truth.

Oh wait did I say truth? I mean propaganda

because we wait in line for a parkland or a columbine instead of our national anthem.

but hey at least their doing something, right? But wait they're not doing it right.

Because politics is higher than logic so as long as we can tuck ourselves into bed at night

…..and that's all we got.

That’s all folks!

So instead we blame video games and text books

and machines with triggers instead of a left hook or the way we treat eachother like soot.

Because obviously taking away a gun will stop people from being smothered. Eric and Dylan would’ve been more included without a drummer.

If only they drove a hummer, played sports and kissed ass like their brothers. Maybe then they wouldn’t have shot 13 others.

But hey! That’s America, oh shit I mean internet!

Making dumbasses famous since 1941,

who needs big brother when we have this much fun?

A Dystopian Utopia full of peace and love, until a meme comes along and we have to make a pun.

Because it’s all fun and games until someone buys a gun

and matches roofs with a thumb.

A cataylistian mind fuck, controlled by the government and antifa.

Well that's somewhat right, but it doesn’t matter because no one knows human rights

But it’s not like I can do anything but run and hide

And hope I’m no longer dead inside

Because who needs pills in a grey skyline

We can’t even mention depression without getting high

But at least we’re the nation of the free, right?

Say I take the toll and break the high

Where I can buy a carbine then smoke some lettuce and drive

At least i'm not drinking, or smoking a cigarette because why on earth would I do that

That's why I’m on fire tonight

As the water gets colder I tire,

so I’ll lie down and take my pliers

Attach my braces to arlene, just to get my first kiss.

A final toll, finally bliss

As the sharp pop will come out with a harsh hiss.

And let’s be honest people would only care if I was an unborn fetus or a fish

because it’s my body until I try to do as I wish.

But thats okai, because I have a final request

Before my journey to neverland and a mess

A final test

How can we not love one another, if we are the best?

Now before my finger twitches I’ll have you know I’m upset

But that's okai because you just signed my final regret.

So I’ll tap my head once, three times, four

Maybe my next life won’t be such a bore

As my mind goes through the war

And my thumb pulls string attached to the drawer.


r0ta ET r0ma

I am just another fool

Thought you loved me but I was just a tool

To you I am just a game, a notch in your belt to make you cool

Well congratulations, now you own the school

You took my innocence and now all I can do is mewl.

But don’t worry I’ll make sure it haunt you every Yule.

Maybe if I walked faster

Maybe if I was smarter

I wouldn’t have fallen victim to the liquid of a fire starter

And seeing your face everyday just makes it harder

So we’ll play this twisted game of hide and seek until you find another

I’m sorry I am so scared of her

I’m sorry I didn’t report it,

But I’m a man, I’m supposed to enjoy it

It doesn’t matter how much I said no or didn’t want it

I have another date tomorrow night, but I might just take a raincheck

I feel really bad but honestly, I am too much of a wreck

It’s like I’m sailing on a cruise ship, but I am cemented to the deck

It’s like I’m nothing but a speck

And hope there is a rise in tech

Because even the system is against me

Made for woman, even if they rape me

Hey but maybe now you will see

Why my suicide rate is higher than those who try to tame me

But it honestly doesn’t matter because I’ll be here for awhile

Even priest can steal my innocence and still be titled

If I was a woman people would lose their shit

But because I have a dick I have to suck it up and deal with it

I still don’t understand why what’s between my legs is so important

I was violated! Shouldn’t all other factors just be mordant?

Because when I go home tonight it is me who will cry

Not you, I!

I’m the one it’ll destroy inside

I’m the one that’ll have to hide

So watch me as she goes free

Taking every last fucking bit of my dignity

Because this is a society for women and they don’t even know it

You’re the ones who can cut my dick off and I go to jail for it

Can abuse me all they please

Because at the end the day those woman shelters aren’t for me

Because men can’t be raped, beaten or abused…

Unless we’re gay, then you have a bone to pick or two

Now don’t get me wrong, woman have to work for pay

But at least they won’t have to live with shit everyday

I’m not denying there’s history,

All I’m trying to say

Is Jodi Arias almost got off despite clearly commiting the fine

Karla Homolka go it easy, despite raping and killing her sister in real time.

And let’s not forget about how Rhonda Bell accidentally poisoned that meal 6 times

But thats okai, because when you’re a woman murder isn’t a crime

But I guy so much as breathes on a woman?

6 years in the county jail outta do ‘im!

Not to mention if you get pregnant I have to pay

And if we get divorced you get to play

Play puppets with the girls and say that my hands got lost

Lost somewhere below their waist line and then you can’t be crossed

Because even if it didn’t happen to them, my whole life is ruined

Because people would rather believe the lie than the tan

Now that this is through, I’m sure your not surprised

As I mentioned before, our suicide rate is so high

But don’t worry, you won’t be stressed

Even though you guided me through this, you won’t be addressed

Or at least you thought, after all your texts are my admiss

So at least they found one girl guilty, Michelle Carter, Welcome to the list.

[Spoken Disclaimer:]

I know there are still some issues that women go through out there,

but that doesn’t make men's issues any less valid.

If some is raped, they are raped.

If someone is abused, they are abused.

If someone is murder, they were murdered.

That’s it, end of story.

Women don’t get a free pass just because of their gender.

Because you know damn well if it was the other way around, he would be locked up in a snap.

Look at the crime, not the criminal


Hey faggot, yeah you! With the long hair and sign,

Welcome to Columbine 1999!

Welcome to a high school where your life will not matter once you step inside!

Would you like to join the express line?

Too bad you don’t know how to be assigned

But don’t worry you’ll be fine,

Just make sure you know your place in line.

And don’t even think about buying that Tec-9

Now little bitch, get down on your knees

And kiss my ass and I might let you leave.

You can try to do as you please

But keep mind, who runs this school? Me.

So you better ask for my permission before you so much as breathe

Would hate to have to show you a game of hands and knees

I bet you would like that huh?

A dick up your ass because you’re the outcast?

A nerd, fag, whore, someone who doesn’t fit in with the sword.

Can’t even take a drag with being offered to do porn

So you bet your ass when those photos leaked, and you had to go to the police

That I was one step ahead of you trying to nail your feet.

Oh no look at that, my times up.

Okai faggot, don’t mess this up

It’s time for a pov switch while I make sure you get dumped.

God I fucking hate this world,

Vodka is my only friend

So don’t be surprised when I cut again

Wouldn’t want to be a rebel just for the trend

So here is how you build a bomb from a band

The ignorance is funny really,

Apparently I am a psychopath with feelings

I wish I didn’t feel

So that all this pain would not be real.

I don’t know maybe I am crazy

Hell, I’m fucking insane

But I’d rather be insane than end up on your side of the plane

Because I am a God

Ich Bin Gott

According to Quake I am practically a fucking bot

So no, NBK will not be stopped

Until you realize why me and Vodka want to watch the world burn.

Tomorrow when those bombs go off, I’ll be getting my rocks off

As that little school you all love so much becomes nothing but dust

And as you burn from the inside out I will be there laughing at your demise

I hate you fucks for making me this way,

Now one of you fuckers will pay

So don’t be surprised when I pull up to the scene

Dripping head to toe in self esteem

As I blow your heads off one by one in a clean

A cleaning of the mind, exactly what this town needs

Natural Selection, I do as I fucking please

It’s up to me if you live or die

So you better get on my good side

Too bad it’s too late

because today is the date

Hold on my ringing, hey. Yeah Vodka, on my way just let me grab the final tape

Goodbye world, you shouldn’t have underestimated the outcast

The nerds have the guns now, except ours will kill you

Try to beat me up now, I fucking dare you

Sorry mom, that it had to end this way.

But I am still the son that you and dad made.

This is my final war, my final call. So I have to hold myself tall

Isn’t that what you taught me? To be the dominant one in the game?

Too bad I’m such a disappointment to you, you won’t even help my name.

So that’s what I’m doing, because no one wanted to help take my blame.

So here’s to our fame

What will come this final day

As NBK approaches, the world begins to fade.

Now that I’m in my trance, let’s put some people in their graves.

Hi there, how are you?

It’s me, Vodka, the golden child. Sunshine boy.

At least that's what my mom was sold.

Too bad that was just a mold.

The mold of a human who would supposedly do what their told.

If only she knew my brain,

Too bad I was such a good liar she didn’t know it was feign

I mean I am the gentle giant after all, everyone knows my name.

Had a good life, good family, good knife

Had to cut myself to remind me that my greatest threat is my own life

I just wanted love, but no girls would fuck me.

It’s funny how Eric’s the crazy one, yet it was by the.

What? Really?

Yes! The one and only!

Your’s truly.

The depressed little follow that was more manic than mister henley

A boy by day, a God at night

Hate to quote KMFDM but holy shit I am so fucking Godlike

So I will just lay here unashamed

While you all hope and pray this was all a dream

I will laugh as I take your life

Because unlike Eric, I don’t need a trance for this fight

You should’ve befriended us when you had the chance

But it’s okai, because now I can take your life with a blast

The worst part is I know how this will go.

You’ll blame NBK on media so

Hope you let this happen again

Because instead of helping me and my friend

You would rather be just like them

And blame the one thing that is different from your gen.

You know what? I don’t care.

After all this is my final fare

As I lay here depressed and nare

I will laugh at your logic of hare

The guns were illegal and I was sick before the violence

But whatever, go ahead and try to silence

Because teenagers don’t get enough shit as it is, take away their only amusement

So we can complete the quest

And make zombies of the rest

And when a copycat is in the mist

I will remind you of this mess

I hope we haunt your fucking dreams

Keep me in your memory.

Now it's time for me to leave

Now that I’ve loomed the seed for us to feed

See you in 6 years CNN and NBC

When NBK shall rise again

But this time with Virginia Tech instead of Littleton

When the 15 will turn 27 and 10.

Then 2 months later, when Sandy Hook is around again

You’ll remember me as you look at the sound

Of little kids dying at 29 a round

But it’s not like you’re actually listening, you never do

So I’ll stop wasting my breath since I only have so much left

Oh shit it’s time, D'Day is here

Goodbye Columbine. Goodbye senior year.


Well hi there little lady

Remember me?

It’s your good ole pal Ted Bundy!

Remember how much you used to love me?

Oh right I forgot, you were dead when you fucked me...

Hole To The Head

My mind is dead wait

I’m trying to get my head on straight

But life feels like an eternity wait

for a rise in mortality rate,

So I will sit here and accept my fate

That one day I will have no faith

In living a life full of great

When I can’t even control my declining weight.

Maybe if I sit her longer,

As I ponder

Life will get a lot less harder

And maybe if I entire

The full thought I will get higher

And my finger will move off this trigger and I won’t fire

Because my mind is dead

And the last thing I need is a hole to my head.

But still it's getting hard to hear anything other than what is lead,

So maybe it's not worth the round,

A riot and internal conflict I have found

To my hope of which I am bound

I know I should just ignore the sound

But as the bangs get louder I begin to fear

All the pain that brought me here

And as the distorted voices become near

It’s the only thing I can hear

The worst part of my despair

Is that I know no one will care

And I think about my time,

Humanities lies are what comes to mind

Because you told me to do, I will take my time

I do not wish to die alone

But I’ve already sold my soul and tone

To the sea witch in response to my death

I hope there is nothing left.

So I sit here, hole in my head

I think of the people who made me dead

Those whose selfish embrace was more of cursed

Than my own thoughts, they were worse

You took the last thing that made me, me

I hope you feel that guilt for eternity

Now while my parting note is unfathomably short

It’s time for me to set this sort

So I will lie here in this bed,

And tap this revolver to my head

I want you to remember life is shorter

But you make it shorter when you rhetoric.

So while this is the shortest letter on this list

I want to thank you for pushing me to my final bliss.


Well hi there little lady

Remember me?

It’s your good ole pal Ted Bundy!

Remember how much you used to love me?

Oh right I forgot, you were dead when you fucked me.


Well hi there little lady

Remember me?

It’s your good ole pal Ted Bundy!

Remember how much you used to love me?

Oh right I forgot, you were dead when you fucked me.

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